Liked on YouTube: April Fools’ Day Song (Whitney Avalon ft. Jon Cozart)

April Fools’ Day Song (Whitney Avalon ft. Jon Cozart)

▶ Patrons saw this video first! https://ift.tt/2nguOis ▶ Jon’s delightful channel: http://youtube.com/PAINT ▶ Spotify: https://ift.tt/2FZLS5W ▶ iTunes: https://ift.tt/2OM06KB #JonCozart (AKA Paint) and I have a dire musical warning for you: it’s #AprilFoolsDay and nothing is quite as it seems. Including this song! Ring the notification bell to see my new videos first. Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, funny collaborations, snarky silliness, and more are on the way! ** CAST ** Song & Lyrics by Whitney Avalon (https://ift.tt/2t6Pk9M, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon) Ukulele Arrangement by Jon Cozart (https://ift.tt/2OM07OF, http://twitter.com/joncozart) Performed by Whitney Avalon & Jon Cozart Additional Accompaniment by The Bells Jangling On Our Jester Hats ** CREW ** Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Hat Wrangler: Sue Donihm Music Mastering: Ed Boyer Assistant Editor: Kate West Craft Service: Ray Zenz Special Thanks: Luis Reyes, Dev Nguyen, and my simply spectacular patrons who made this #song possible! Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at https://ift.tt/2nguOis ** LYRICS ** Beware, beware, it's April Fools’ Day The day when nothing is quite as it seems The day when the jokers all come out to play With their sneaky little schemes Yes, they'll dash your hopes and dreams (just like Hollywood!) Don't believe anything you read Don't believe anything you watch Some dolt thinking he's slick is the last thing you need It's less fun than a kick in the crotch The worst day to be on the internet Your friends post great news that's not true You know it’s the first but they hope you’ll forget So may we suggest that you... Beware, beware, it's April Fools’ Day The day when nothing is quite as it seems The day when the jerks all come out to play With their shifty little schemes How they love your angry screams Don't believe anything you see Don't believe anything you hear The world's filled with liars who take evil glee In tricking your eyes and ears Every email you get is a minefield Every video you click is one too Each new product you see is a hoax well-concealed So may we suggest that you... Get off your phone Put it somewhere absurd Turn off your computer You heard us, you nerd Don’t sign anything And don’t give your word Hide under your bed You can rest undeterred Then don’t come out again Till at least April third! Is that too far? No. Agreed. Beware, beware, it's April Fools’ Day The day when nothing is quite as it seems The day when the pranksters all come out to play With their stupid little schemes They’ll destroy your self-esteem They might film you on livestreams You’ll get turned into a meme If they take it to extremes So avoid them by all means Seriously No foolin’ Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "Sending this to all my friends to warn them!” below.
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